Marriage Jokes

As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota, I often engage women psychology majors in heated discussions abossions
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As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota, I often engage women psychology majors in heated discussions about male-female relationships. Once, my friend Shelly and I got into a hot debate about whether men or women make the larger sacrifice of their respective gender characteristics when they get married. To my surprise, Shelly agreed with me that men give up far more than women. “You’re right, Steve,” she said. “Men generally give up doing their cleaning, their cooking, their grocery shopping, their laundry.”

Wife: “Why can’t my mother move in with us?” Husband: “Because the Bible says I can’t!” Wife: “Show me where it says t
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Wife: “Why can’t my mother move in with us?” Husband: “Because the Bible says I can’t!” Wife: “Show me where it says that!” Husband: “Right here, see. No man can serve two masters!”

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer in charge looked at the photograph she handh
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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, questioned her, and then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him. “Yes,” she quickly replied. “Tell him mother didn’t come after all.”

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told he I
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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Yore. “You’ll
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been vhas
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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one is cooking and the other is cleaning.

Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn’t talk about his Mother’s cooking, and Eve couldn’t mention allention
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Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn’t talk about his Mother’s cooking, and Eve couldn’t mention all the men she could/should have married.

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of un
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A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum.” “You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?” “Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, ‘Thanks.’”