|
|
Adult Hindi SMS
|
|
|
Police to Mujrim
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsura
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
Aurat ke haath me
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath mez
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.
Prayer
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Di,
SON:
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.
Sar pe time bomb
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb?? ya
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??
Sar??
bomb??
abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......
On the first night
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her pantieser
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
|
|
Sardar to Tapori Boys
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?&quai
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
Itna Bada
Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray ge
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
Girl & Tea
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada hdh
Full Adult Hindi SMS ...
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.
|
|
|
|
Did you like this Adult Hindi SMS. Please send, rate or share this SMS. You can send your SMS here. Options related to this sms are given with each Adult Hindi SMS.
|
|
|
|
Forum link for this page (Hindi Sexy SMS)
Subscribe / Unsubscribe | Contact Us | Sitemap | Privacy Policy
Best view of Adult Hindi SMS on Internet Explorer Version 5.5 and above with 1024 by 768 pixels resolution.
|
