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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki Also ran: Kes Kapa Russian waiter: Andre vad
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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki Also ran: Kes Kapa Russian waiter: Andre vada pav African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka. Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

Ek mulge rastyane chalali aste magun 2 mule yetat ani 1 la- tuz naav kay? 2 ra-tu kuthe chalali?
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Ek mulge rastyane chalali aste magun 2 mule yetat ani 1 la- tuz naav kay? 2 ra-tu kuthe chalali? ti doghana ek ch uttar dete "SHEELA"

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyanna
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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto, "Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tt
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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?" Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

What dose girlfriends say after sex? That was great No! I love u No! Tumhala sangitla hota na k
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What dose girlfriends say after sex? That was great No! I love u No! Tumhala sangitla hota na ki chaddi ikde tikde feku naka.

Someday.. U'll 4get abt me.. My name.. My voice.. Who I am.. & Who I am 2 u.. & if tha.
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Someday.. U'll 4get abt me.. My name.. My voice.. Who I am.. & Who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens... Aai shappat dhoptun takeen tula..!

What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye
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What is ABCD Jeans?? Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant... Aali kuthun hi Rakhun
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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant... Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...