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Munna Bhai SMS
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Slow Poison
Munna Bhai : Tere ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient:
Patient:
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Munna Bhai : Tere ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.
Girls Hostel Entry
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
Oxford Kya Hai
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yoh
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.
Bachpan Ka Dost
CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection ollection
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apne kamre mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apne chain pechan lega.
Jhooth Nahi Bolega
CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehijhoot
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CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aaya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Ttere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
Akal badi ki bhains
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam maa
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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bapu ka!
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