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Fact About Girls
Fuck a girl & she’ll love you, love a girl & she’ll fuck you!
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Fuck a girl & she’ll love you, love a girl & she’ll fuck you!
Wife met her husband at the door
The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered plastered
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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Excuse for mistake
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fuset
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A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
Ppyaar karna nahi aata
Wife 2 husband: Tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata,
Hus: Achha to ye 3 bachhe kya internet se download kdownload
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Wife 2 husband: Tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata,
Hus: Achha to ye 3 bachhe kya internet se download kiye hain.
Wife: Nahi ye to sharmaji ki pen drive se liye hain.
Difficult Sport to Watch
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at bounce
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Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
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6 Benefits
Six benefits of girls milk.
1. Cat can't drink.
2. No need of glass.
3. No expiry date.
4.
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Six benefits of girls milk.
1. Cat can't drink.
2. No need of glass.
3. No expiry date.
4. Packed in beautiful container.
5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
Gift from London
Wife: I am going to London. What gift do you want?
Husband: A British girl.
(Wife return to Indirn
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Wife: I am going to London. What gift do you want?
Husband: A British girl.
(Wife return to India)
Husband: where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months.
Heaven & Hell
What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that tnow
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What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
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