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Yaadein wo nahi
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Yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai
Yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai
Yaadein wo nahi jisme bichadne ka ghum chupa hai
Yaadein wo nahi jisme aankom ka num chupa hai
Yaadein wo nahi jisme tanhai ka zakhm chhupa hai
Yaadein wo hai jisme Hrithik ne act kiya aur jise Subhash ghai ne direct hai.
Shadi karna tha par
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Banana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli Shadi hui,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Ashiq pagal ho jate hain
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Ashiq pagal ho jate hain pyar mein,
Baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Ashiq pagal ho jate hain pyar mein,
Baki kasar puri ho jati hai intezar mein.
Magar ye dilruba nahi samajhti,
Golgappe khati firti hai baazar mein.
Chemistry Class
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Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota.
Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota.
Abhi practical mein ayee nazar ek ladki,
Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi.
Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,
Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi.
Aankhon se chhalakta tha kuch is tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar.
Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,
Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas.
Nazrein mili, reaction hua,
Kuch is tarah love ka production hua.
Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,
Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise.
Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,
Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua.
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,
Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe.
Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqaat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath.
Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,
Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar.
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,
Aur lab main hamare dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha.
Internet par ladki pataayi
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Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.
Aasmaan mein kaali ghata
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Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai.
Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai.
Kahti hai ki sudhar jao.
Magar meri galti nahi hai doston,
Barabar waali ladki aaj mini skirt mein aayi hai.
Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai,
Usko dekh meri haalat chakrayi hai,
Dil mein baat karne ki khwahish aayi hai,
Par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai,
Aaj meri girlfriend mere saath mein market aayi hai.
Na ishq karna mere yaar
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Na ishq karna mere yaar,
Ye ladkiyan bahut satati hai.
Na ishq karna mere yaar,
Ye ladkiyan bahut satati hai.
Na karna in par aitbar,
Ye kharch bahut karwati hai.
Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho,
Aur yeh number mera lagati hain.
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Kabhi hausla aazma lena chahiye
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Kabhi hausla aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskara lena chahiye,
Kabhi hausla aazma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskara lena chahiye,
Jab saat din me bhi khujli naa mite to,
Aathve din achhe se naha lena chahiye.
Aap apni zindagi mein
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Aap apni zindagi mein itna aage jao,
Ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe,
Aap apni zindagi mein itna aage jao,
Ki duniya aapse bas yahi kahe,
Jao baba aage jao, aage jao.
Janeman aapki mahobbat mein
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Janeman aapki mahobbat mein,
Kya se kya haal ho gaya.
Janeman aapki mahobbat mein,
Kya se kya haal ho gaya.
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahaye huye saal ho gaya.
Ek aashiq ka dard
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Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.
Log ghazal likhte hain
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Log ghazal likhte hain dusron ka maal dekh kar,
Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte hain apna haal dekh kar.
Log ghazal likhte hain dusron ka maal dekh kar,
Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte hain apna haal dekh kar.
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Lal hi Lal (Funny Shayari)
Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to honth lal,
Ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal.
Class ki har ladki (Funny Shayari)
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai.
Kaun Kahta hai ki (Funny Shayari)
Kaun kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga,
Main to dariya hu sagar me utar jaunga.
Wo taras jaygi pyar ki ek bund ko bhi,
Mai to badal hun kisi aur pe baras jaunga.
Best shayari of the world (Funny Shayari)
Best shayari of the world:
Arz kiya hai-
Jee karta hai main choom loon uski tatti mein pade us matar k daane ko,
Kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labon se hokar guzra hoga.
Kisi bhi muskil mod par (Funny Shayari)
Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum na kahenge apko C U,
Rahenge sath humesha Me & U,
Kal Hum na rahe is duniya me agar,
To rakh kar Phool meri Kabr par kehna..
"Stupid I miss U"
Kitne haseen ho tum (Funny Shayari)
Kitne haseen ho tum,
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo….
Aankhon mein kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin….
Gale mein nimbu-mirch latkaaya karo.
Ghar se jab tum nikle (Funny Shayari)
Ghar se jab tum nikle
Pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
Ho gaya server down.
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Love is in the air…
Love is in the air…
Par samajh mein nahi aa raha,
Kiska hai kiske saath affair?
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Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!
Aap kya jaano (Funny Shayari)
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
Apne pyaar ko mat chupao (Funny Shayari)
Apne pyaar ko mat chupao…..
Isse zaroorat hai jatane ki…….
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki……
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao…..
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki…….
Ab tak meri life (Funny Shayari)
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi (Funny Shayari)
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
Jisko maine aankh maari thi.
Woh sandal kitni bhari thi,
Jo usne sar pe maari thi.
Rab Se Dua Katre Hain (Funny Shayari)
Rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile.
Aur jo mujhe mail nahin karte hain,
Unhe apni GIRLFRIEND se, BAHAN jaisa pyaar mile.
Jab tum angdayi leti ho (Funny Shayari)
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai...
Jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dum nikal jata hai...
Arre thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
Woh Aaj Bhi (Funny Shayari)
Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kameene hain,
Jo Mama Mama keh ke bulaate hain.
Mere marne ke baad (Funny Shayari)
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Seedhe upar chale aana!!
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Unki gali se guzre....ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre....ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool to phenka..
Par gamla bhi saath tha!!
Tere dar pe sanam (Funny Shayari)
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
Tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge…..
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Khuda hi Khuda Hai (Funny Shayari)
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
Idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
Jidhar nahi khuda hai….
Udhar kal khudega!
Aisa apna husband ho (Funny Shayari)
6Œ - 6Œ2 jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
apni baaton se karta excite ho
Wo dashing smart aur polite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Uski apni ek website ho
Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
Jab shopping kar ke aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
Uff tak na kare, itna quiet ho
Jalaa khana khakar bhi, usey mujhpe pride ho
Mere har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Apne friends ke saamne kahe, tum perfect bride ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Dinner banaye wo, jab bhi romantic night ho
Hamesha wo haar maan jaye, jab bhi koi fight ho
Saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Mujhe rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Bindaas apni mann ki karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to main udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho!
Kaash yeh concept .1 percent bhi right ho,
Agar Aisa apna Husband ho,
to kya haseen life ho.
Bewafa Sanam Se (Funny Shayari)
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai (Funny Shayari)
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi,
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Shayad meri friendship ko,
Taste karna bhool gayee,
Dil se aisa cut kiya,
Ke paste karna bhool gayee.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein,
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere friendship ke icon pe,
Kkabhi to double-click karo.
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