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Problem Solve
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Jab aap 98% akele ho,
60% tension me ho,
87% mushkil me ho,
63% dukhi ho,
10% ishq me ho,
to iho,
Jab aap 98% akele ho,
60% tension me ho,
87% mushkil me ho,
63% dukhi ho,
10% ishq me ho,
to in sab numbers ko mila kar dial karo!
Aapki sari problem solve ho jaayegi.. ;-)
Kya ho gai khata
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Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Free SMS scheme band ho gai.
Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Free SMS scheme band ho gai.
Dada ke Daant
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Dada: Puttar andar se mere daant to le aa.
Pota: Par daddu abhi roti nahi bani hai.
Dada : Oy
Dada
Dada: Puttar andar se mere daant to le aa.
Pota: Par daddu abhi roti nahi bani hai.
Dada : Oye roti nu mar goli yaar,
Samne vali buddhi nu SMILIE deni hai.." hhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Subah Subah
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Subha jaldi uth k,
Naha k,
Saaf kapre pehan k,
Allah k aage,
Sajde me ja k,
Aank,
Subha jaldi uth k,
Naha k,
Saaf kapre pehan k,
Allah k aage,
Sajde me ja k,
Aankhen bandh kar k,
Sachche dil se poochho,
Maula jab tu aqal de raha tha,
Jab main kahan tha.
Jeevan ka sach
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There r 2 important womens in the life of a man.
Ek use rote hue duniya mein laati hai.
Other enshOther
There r 2 important womens in the life of a man.
Ek use rote hue duniya mein laati hai.
Other enshure woh sari life rota rahe.
Chhipkai ka Gaana
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Ek chhipkali ne gana sunaya?
To baaki chhipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..??
Pucho Kyun??
Kyun ki baKyun
Ek chhipkali ne gana sunaya?
To baaki chhipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..??
Pucho Kyun??
Kyun ki baaki sabhi chhipkaliya Taali marne lagi.
Zindagi Mein Jab
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aapko koi rasta dikhai na de,
Koi manzil dikhayi na de,
Koi apna dikhai na de,
To aap mere pass aere
aapko koi rasta dikhai na de,
Koi manzil dikhayi na de,
Koi apna dikhai na de,
To aap mere pass aana hum aapko
Eye Specialist ke pass le chalenge.
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Girls & Boys Psychology
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Diffirance between Girls & Boys psychology?
Girls chahati hain ki unki sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare
Diffirance between Girls & Boys psychology?
Girls chahati hain ki unki sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare,
Aur Boys chahate hain ki uski 1 ichha sari Girls puri karen........
Your Future
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Agar apko apna future malum karna ho to..
Write ur ful name
N
Ur lover name
N send it to
Ur
Fato
Ur
Father’s
Agar apko apna future malum karna ho to..
Write ur ful name
N
Ur lover name
N send it to
Ur
Father’s no.
He will tell u
Ur future...
Problem ka Solution
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Daru pene se problem solve nahi hoti
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Expert comment
Preblem doodh pene se bhi so
Daru pene se problem solve nahi hoti
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Expert comment
Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hoti
So Cheers!!!
Ajeeb Duniya Hai
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Ye duniya bhi badi ajeeb hai
Jab aap chup rehte hain to wo aap ko bewaqoof samajhti hai
Aur
Aur
Jab
Ye duniya bhi badi ajeeb hai
Jab aap chup rehte hain to wo aap ko bewaqoof samajhti hai
Aur
Jab aap bolte hain to un ka shak yaqeen me badal jata hai.
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara aapka rishta hai purana,
Is liye fars
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara aapka rishta hai purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
Ke garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
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Best Wishes (Hindi SMS)
Dil ko dhadkan se pehle,
Dost ko dosti se pehle,
Aur tumko 2 din pehle,
W\ISH YOU HAPPY NAAG PANCHAMI
Ek SMS Roz (Hindi SMS)
Ek SMS ROZ,
Keep the Friend close,
Ek din me paach,
Dosti pe na aaye aanch,
Ek din me dus,
mile Dosti ka rus,
Ek din me bees,
Yaar tang mat kar plzzzzzz
Faisala Aapka (Hindi SMS)
Apni Biwi ko 100% apni kamai dene pe 20% sukh milta hai.
Dusre ki Biwi ko 20% kamai dene pe 100% sukh milta hai.
Jeevan aapka! Faisla aapka! Jago grahak jago.
Read this message if... (Hindi SMS)
Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!
R u pregnant??
Nhi na?
Then y u r reading this msg?
Shauk to dekho amma ban ne ka..
Tumhare Liye (Hindi SMS)
Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda City, Opel, Mercedes tak chhod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
Do char jhuth aur bole du!!
4 Nishaniyan (Hindi SMS)
Paaglon ki 4 nishaniyan...
1- Right hand mein mobile pakadna..
2- Anguthe se button dabanaa..
3- Message padhkar muskuraana...
4- Fir sochna msg kisko forward karuu..
Tareef ya... (Hindi SMS)
Aap ki chaal mor jaisi,
Aawaz koyal jaisi,
Dimag lomdi jaisa,
Aankhen hirani jaisi,
Kitna aachcha hota agar,
2-4 khubi insanon wali bhi hoti,,,,,,,
Great Bruce Lee (Hindi SMS)
Bruce Lee was a great man.
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man
..........Can you gues why ?
Because he became MAMU LEE.
Peechhe ki Pocket (Hindi SMS)
Mobile ko kabhi bhi peeche ke pocket mein mat rakhna,
Bettery Phutegi to pichwada phat jayega,
Log hath se pichwada dhote hain,
Tum Pichwade se hath dho baithoge.
Santa ki Lassi (Hindi SMS)
Santa: Samundar mein me Dahi daal raha tha.
Banta: Kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Isi liye to log hum pe joke marte hain, Itni Lassi kaun piyega.
My Number (Hindi SMS)
Jab aap 98% akele ho,
60% tension me ho,
87% mushkil me ho,
63% dukhi ho,
10% ishq me hon,
to in sab numbers ko mila kar dial karo!
Aapki sari problem solve ho jaayegi.. ;-)
Film Walon ki Neeyat (Hindi SMS)
Beti:- Maa gaon me film wale aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki neeyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Abhisek aur Jhon bhi aaye hain.
Maa: To apne bhai ko bhi andar bula le.
Bank Names (Hindi SMS)
New Bank Names
HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar
Number Change Ho Gaya Hai (Hindi SMS)
Mera no. change ho gaya hai,
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UNDERWEAR ka..
Agar tujhe meri purani UNDERWEAR chahiye to le jana.
Arey hat pagle. Ab thanx bolkar bhai ko rulayega kya!
Khuda kare tera mobile (Hindi SMS)
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye,
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
Karoon SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
Kavita (Hindi SMS)
A girl's poem:
Husband mera aisa ho,
Wallet me jiske paisa ho,
Lambi jiski height ho,
Gusse ka wo lite ho,
Jab saas se meri fight ho,
Kahe jaanu tum hi right ho
Filmi Student (Hindi SMS)
Films relatd 2 student.
Exams - Kalyug
Examiner - Bhoot
Q. Paper - Paheli
Ans. Sheet - Kora Kagaz
Marks - Asambhav
Papr out - Plan
Cheating - Aksar
Result - Sadma
Pass - Ajuba.
Recipe (Hindi SMS)
RECEIPE-
1: Take a bowl, full of grapes
2: Keep it in ur hand
3: Stand infront of mirror. Dish is ready.
RECEIPE NAME
Langoor ke hath me angoor.
Pyar ki Kahani (Hindi SMS)
Aaj deedar,
Kal yaar,
Parson pyar,
Phir ikrar,
aur phir-intzar,
Phir takrar,
Phir darar,
Saari mehnat bekar,
aur akhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar.
Marriage Proposal (Hindi SMS)
Girl - My shona, my bacha, my golu, my nonu, my sweetu, my chotu... Kya tum mujse shaadi karoge?
Bolo na baby...
Boy - Tum muje propose kar rahi ho ya adopt kar rahi ho.
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