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Itna SMS karta hai
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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karne ko majboor karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plche
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karne ko majboor karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auron ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.
Pyar kab hota hai
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My friends asked me.
Pyar kab hota hai??
I said-jab time kharab ho, aap par shani sawaar ho,
Auar
My friends asked me.
Pyar kab hota hai??
I said-jab time kharab ho, aap par shani sawaar ho,
Aur Bhagwaan ka aapse maza lene ka vichar ho.
Khush-haal Zindagi ka raaz
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Ek ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaz aati thi.
Kisi ne khush zindagi ka raaz poocha to pati bola : Merbola
Ek ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaz aati thi.
Kisi ne khush zindagi ka raaz poocha to pati bola : Meri biwi mujhe joota phenk kar marti hai.... lag jaye to woh hansti hai nahin to main.
Shahjahan aur Taj Mahal
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Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki har diwar ko dekha,
Har minar ko dekha,
Har kile ko dekha,
Har khidki kr
Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki har diwar ko dekha,
Har minar ko dekha,
Har kile ko dekha,
Har khidki ko dekha,
Aur bola maa kasam laundia baaji me bahut kharcha ho gaya.
Aankh aur Ungli
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Hamara rishta aankh aur ungli jaisa hai,
Ungli ko jab chot lagti hai to aankh rone lagti hai aur jahai
Hamara rishta aankh aur ungli jaisa hai,
Ungli ko jab chot lagti hai to aankh rone lagti hai aur jab aankh roti hai to ungli aansu pochhati hai.
Teen dost
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Teen dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ullu
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai,
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai,
Aha
Teen dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ullu
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai,
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai,
Aur ullu SMS padh raha hai.
Meaning of HAPPY
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Do u know…What is the meaning of HAPPY?
H - Hum
A - Apki
P - Pyaari
P - Pyaari
Y - Yadein kabhidein
Do u know…What is the meaning of HAPPY?
H - Hum
A - Apki
P - Pyaari
P - Pyaari
Y - Yadein kabhi nahi bhool saktay
BECAUSE…
H - Hum
A - Apko
P - Pal
P - Pal
Y - Yaad kertay hain…!!!
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Aaj tum ek peg lagao
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Aaj tum ek peg lagao, do peg lagao, jitne chahe utne peg lagao,
Aaj tum jitna chahe piyo-pani, juicpani,
Aaj tum ek peg lagao, do peg lagao, jitne chahe utne peg lagao,
Aaj tum jitna chahe piyo-pani, juice ya sharbat piyo.
Pepsi, Coke ya Thums Up piyo.
Wisky, Rum ya Vodka piyo.
Piyo, Piyo aur piyo kyun ki
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Huggies ke ek pack ke saath 2 diper free hain.
3 Nishaniyan
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Achche dost ki 3 nishaniyan
(1) Kamine kabhi fone nahi karte.
(2) Zaleel hans-hans ke SMS padhe
Achche dost ki 3 nishaniyan
(1) Kamine kabhi fone nahi karte.
(2) Zaleel hans-hans ke SMS padhte hain.
(3) Kitini bhi beizzati ho jaye besharam msg pura padhte hain.
Learning Computer
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Shivji aur Parvatiji kabhi computer nahi seekh paaye,
Batao kyun???
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Kyunki
Shivji aur Parvatiji kabhi computer nahi seekh paaye,
Batao kyun???
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Kyunki Ganeshji hamesha mouse lekar bhag jate the...
Immpossible
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Hitler say's: There is no word like "Immpossible" in my dictionary....
Sardar say'ar
Hitler say's: There is no word like "Immpossible" in my dictionary....
Sardar say's: Ab bolne se kya fayda??? Jab kharidi thi tab bolna tha na.....ha ha ha
English Problem
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Woh love love likhti rahi,
Woh live live padhta raha,
Woh kiss kiss likhati rahi,
Woh kash kash pash
Woh love love likhti rahi,
Woh live live padhta raha,
Woh kiss kiss likhati rahi,
Woh kash kash padhta raha,
Woh shaadi kar ke chali gayi,
Woh speaking course karta raha.
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What is an SMS (Hindi SMS)
What is an SMS?
S - Sala
M - Muft ka
S - Sir Dard
Na karo to log sochte hain kanjus hai, aur karo to sochte hain khaali betha hai kuch kaam nahi hai.
Rishta Pakka (Hindi SMS)
Bandar ki beti ne kaha papa main sadi karna chahti hun to bap ne kaha ruko dulha sms padh raha hai.
Agar woh muskura de to samjho rista paka ho gaya.
Nahi Pata (Hindi SMS)
Child: Papa aunty ka pet kyon phola hai?
Father: Tujhey nahi pata hai!
Child: Nahin pata promise!
Father: In ke pet main pani bhara hai.
CHILD: Oh No! Bachcha to doob jayega.
Mallika Ka Yauvan (Hindi SMS)
Mallika Sherawat ne Baba Ramdevji se puchha ke main nahate samay kya lagaun ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe?
Baba ne kaha - CHITAKANI.
Next Gen (Hindi SMS)
Next Generation sholay dialog -
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega.
Son: 100 rupaye do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai.
Patakhe (Hindi SMS)
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: Lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan yhi rahti hai.
Prediction (Hindi SMS)
Aurat jyotishi ke pas jakar hath dikhati hai.
Jyotshi: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat: Yeh to mujhe bi pata he, yeh batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai
Competition ka Jurm (Hindi SMS)
Jailor - Tum kis zurm mai andar aye ho?
Qaidi - Sarkar se competition ho gaya tha.
Jailor - Kis baat ka.
Qaidi - Note chhapne ka.
Taveez wali Chai (Hindi SMS)
Air Hostess pathan se
Sir, aap kya lena pasand karenge
Pathan: Humare liye taveez wali chai lao.
Air Hostess: Abbe akhrot, woh taveez nahi tea bag hai.
Hukum Karo (Hindi SMS)
Jinn: Kya hukum hai mere aaka?
Aaka: Mere account me 10crore cash aur katrina se shaadi kara do.
Jinn: Aaka hukum karo haramipana nahi....!!
So Jao Nahi To... (Hindi SMS)
Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya.
Aajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap nahi sote to bachcha kehta hai: so jao bapu..nahi to ek aur ho jayega.
Ladki Hansi (Hindi SMS)
A boy told his friend, “yaar ek ladki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai" :-)
Kanjoos Baniya (Hindi SMS)
Kanjoos : Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Kanjoos : Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
Desh aur Biwi (Hindi SMS)
Q: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
A: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki (Hindi SMS)
Baap: Beta maine tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai wo bahut hi roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin main kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu, aur wo GARBHVATI hai.
I am Zardari (Hindi SMS)
CHOR: Apne paise nikal.
MAN: I am Zardari, President of pak.
CHOR: Achcha to phir hamare paise nikalo.
Mujse shadi krogi (Hindi SMS)
Chuha - Mujse shadi krogi?
Sherni - Apni aukat me reh.
Chuha - Aukat ki baat mat kar, Confidence dekh.
10 Pregnant Girls (Hindi SMS)
Taxi Driver: Madam main ab tak 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chhod chuka hoon.
Girl: But I am not pregnant.
Driver: Abhi tak airport kahan aaya hai?
Machis (Hindi SMS)
Aadmi apne bete se - Bevakuf kaisi machis aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahi jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa sab tili test karke layah hu.
Water ka Formula (Hindi SMS)
Tcher - Water ka formula batao.
Studnt - H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O.
Tcher - Yeh kya hai?
Studnt - Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai.
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